September is Library Card Sign-up Month, and this year, Toy Story characters are honorary ambassadors of the occasion. To get yourself in the spirit of a Toy Story-tinged Sign-up Month, read/sing the following to the tune of “You’ve Got a Friend in Me” by Randy Newman:
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
When you need the perfect read
And you hate to see your bank account bleed
You just remember, I’ve got what you need
Pal, you’ve got a friend in me
Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
With other cards you’ve gotta pay
If you have me then I just give my stuff away
(Only to borrow, but hey, still: that’s great!)
Chum, you’ve got a friend in me
Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me
Some other cards might be a little more popular than I am
Flashier and fancier, too, maybe
But none of them will make you happy the way I do
It’s me and you, pal
And as the years go by
My value will stay sky high
Just keep taking me to the library
You’ve got a friend in me
You’ve got a friend in me
Yeah, you’ve got a friend in me
