Because I’m writing this, you can safely conclude that I failed to win the historically humongous Powerball jackpot this past Wednesday. If you’re reading this, you’re almost certainly not one of the three winners, as those people are busy shopping online for Faberge eggs, hiring the cast of Friends to do a live reunion* in … Continue reading
Tag Archives: Friends
Take Our Books, Please
Garth Brook has friends in low places. Charles Grodin had man’s best friend. These guys have each other’s super friendly company. Those are some pretty solid friends, but the library’s got compadres to rival them all. Our friends are so stellar, they exist solely to be our friends. Can’t say that about your bestie, … Continue reading